Mockery jokes

I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.

My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."

Someone at school judged my grammar.

I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.

bully: "Your life's a joke."

me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?

What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?

"Why not you stand up for yourself?"

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."

Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.

A B 💿.

To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.

A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.

I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...

Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?

Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.

Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!

Me: You can't kick me out.

Manager: Why not? Huh?

Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.

"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.

Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?

Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.

I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.

I am glass! People see right through me.

I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.

Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

Me: Mom, would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?

Mom: No.

Me: Ok, good. I didn't do my homework.