Mockery jokes

I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.

My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."

Someone at school judged my grammar.

I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.

bully: "Your life's a joke."

me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.

Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.

Me: And I don't speak idiot language.

What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?

What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?

"Why not you stand up for yourself?"

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."

Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.

A B 💿.

To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.

A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.

I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...

Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?

Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.

Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!

Me: You can't kick me out.

Manager: Why not? Huh?

Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.

"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.

I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.

I am glass! People see right through me.

I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.

Like if your best friend is emo.

Women treat me like a god.

They ignore me till they need something.