My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self
bully: your life's a joke. me: my life's not a joke, jokes have meaning.
Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem
bully: i can't understand you because i dont speak ugly language me: and i dont speak idiot language
what did the airplane say to the paper plane, why do you look like a wimp
Me: "Cya" Mom: "Where Ya Going?" Me: "The Orphanage To Make Yo Mama Jokes" Mum: ...
,':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay
Bro your humor is so bad i bet you would laugh at this
A B 💿
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?!
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza
Manager: THATS IT! IM KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE
Me: You can't kick me out
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
