I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
My friend and I were joking about a kid in a wheelchair, and another kid came up and said to the wheelchair kid, "You should stand up for yourself."
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."
Someone at school judged my grammar.
I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
Bully: I can't understand you because I don't speak ugly language.
Me: And I don't speak idiot language.
What did the airplane say to the paper plane? Why do you look like a wimp?
What do you say to a crippled man getting bullied?
"Why not you stand up for yourself?"
Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
",':/ wait wtf that post below me was gay."
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
"Cheesus" hates me, yeah, I know, 'cause he's a real douchelord fictional character.
