My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks "so you don't miss fried chicken."
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Me: Cobain! Friend: No, dude, its Kobe. Me: why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
if you ever get bored tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar if they ask why say because your missing fathers day and mother’s day
What part is usually missing in an orphan’s computer system?
Motherboard.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
Your dad is so fat he walks past the TV I miss 3 episodes of South Park
I got in trouble at school today bc I played the knife game with a pair of scissors but I couldn't flip them off bc I was missing that finger.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays Birthday girl: Oh wow! Parent: Anyone missing? Birthday girl: Your parents
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. Ive been so busy!!!! I miss yall though!
why cant amarica play chess? threre missing two towers
there are times i miss you. that i wish i could remember where i hid your body.
I hit something when i pulled into my driveway. and then i noticed that my cat was missing.
I miss- understood that, Miss understood
Yo mum is so fat when she weared yellow the kids thought they missed the bus
