Miss Jokes

why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games

they missed the homecoming games

Why can't a missing child play baseball, cuz he doesnt know where home is

Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them

Things I would’ve missed if my suicide attempt didn’t fail in 2020 My attempt in 2021 And my attempt this year

When the people that see u Cry that doesn't mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath🐑💨

Just letting u know if people cry when they see u that doesn't mean they miss u that mean they scared of yo onion breath

why are half the orphans missing? because i took them ofc! :]

My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya

Why are Americans so bad at Chess?

They're missing two towers.

The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks "so you don't miss fried chicken."

yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob

When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

Me: Cobain! Friend: No, dude, its Kobe. Me: why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker’s circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his driver (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.

“I have an idea, boss,” his driver said. “I’ve heard you give this speech so many times. I’ll bet I could give it for you.” Einstein laughed loudly and said, “Why not? Let’s do it!”

When they arrived at the dinner, Einstein donned the driver's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The driver gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein’s speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody’s fool. Without missing a beat, the driver fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, “Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my driver, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me.”