Miss jokes

People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.

Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?

A: Because BB-8 it.

Ya it's bad:)

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Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!

Miss Boob had a 69-pound boob. She had been yelled at 2-2-2 much. She went to 51 doctors, went to Doctor X, and after 8 surgeries, she became boobless!

I miss understood that, Miss Understood.

What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?

"That is bull crap!"

What's up, bitches? Miss me?

Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!

- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!

Better than Elanga?

Prince might be with a new girl, but he still wants Gwen, who doesn't? Other half.

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through Gmail. We broke up, it's over!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I miss you a lot! Please come back to me.

Gwen on the phone with Prince: I'm gonna hang up now!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry, I can't hear you...you're breaking up...what?!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!!!!!!

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.

When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?

If you ever get bored, tell an orphan to take two days off their calendar. If they ask why, say, "Because you're missing Father's Day and Mother's Day."

My mom told me a joke about boxing.

I guess I missed the punch line.

I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

What does a woman’s pussy and a chainsaw have in common?

Miss by a few inches and you’re in deep shit.

What is missing when an orphan buys a laptop?

The home screen.