Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Stephen was a great person, and he will be greatly missed but I enjoy these jokes too much to not stop
Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...
My attempts in 2019,2020 and 2021!
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy" - One of the thousands of missing children
teacher: Jeff why did you throw a paper plane a the twins? Jeff: you wouldn't get it miss
When I mist I miss
What is ioooooooo
Girls are like a bus you might miss the first bus an catch the second bus
There was a dog in the middle of the room so i called it and started to play fetch, then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it but it was tasty
why r vaginas and the Mariana trench similar lots of seamen goes missing there
What's missing in an orphanage computer?
"The mother board."
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
My best friend ran away with my wife I really miss him
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget and I am now traumatized to hell, the next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend. :)
-Dark_Humor
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents
Osama's aim was horrible, one of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
why do orphans hate dodgeball?
because nobody misses them.
When the school shooter misses you but you gotta play it off;
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WHY CANT MISS PIGGY COUNT TO 70? BECAUSE WHEN SHE GETS TO 69 THERE'S A FROG IN HER THROAT.
horror movies don't scare me. 5 missed calls from my mum scares me.
