Miss jokes
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
Little Johnny attends school regularly and often brings a box of sultanas as a gift to his favorite teacher.
One morning Little Johnny attends class without a box of sultanas.
The teacher enquires, why Johnny "where is my box of sultanas?"
Johnny replied, "Sorry, miss, my rabbit died."
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
You know, it's only considered murder if there's a body. Otherwise, it's just a missing person.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"
"No, it's 26."
"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."
"You're missing one more."
"I'll give you the D later."
"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.
What did Andrew Tate say to the fat kid?
"I miss you."
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.