Miss Jokes

It’s Christmas morning and all the decorations are done but the tree looks like it’s missing something * grabs the noose *

It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either

How do you know a hippie is on her period? Her socks are missing. How do you know she's off? Her socks are tye-dye.

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A wild Iceberg appears. Go titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt The attack misses Titanic Faints

Yo hairline been missing so badly, that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it

Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad 🥶🥶

- 0 tapins 😍😍 - 0 assists 🤩🤩 - 3/3 dives 🤯🤯 - 0 key passes 🥵🥵 - 2 big chances missed 🤡🤡 - 1/4 dribbles 💀💀 - 2 Offsides 😤😤 - 27 claps 👏👏

Better than Elanga? 🥶🥶

There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

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Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause' they don't have home games.

I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.

A Biologist, a Chemist and a Statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left. The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right. The statistician shouts, "We got him!"