Miss jokes
I miss the good old days when you could have a light joke at someone else's expense. Like doing that marital rape thing, it never used to be called that. It used to be called "serving your husband" or "wifely duties". The real joke is that it was legal until 1990.
Why is that a joke?
Because it is piss funny seeing the look on her face when she wakes up in the middle of coitus.
Why is that a joke?
Dude, come on, you want to start your day off happy or not?
Why is that a joke?
She literally looks like she just seen a ghost and sort of flops about trying to fend you off like a rag doll. It's piss funny.
No seriously, dude, why is that a joke? It sounds more like a felony.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?"
Spiderman: "Yes."
Guy: "You only have 11 months on your calendar."
Spiderman: "Why?"
Guy: *holds up knife* "Because I murdered May."
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
Teacher: Jeff, why did you throw a paper plane at the twins?
Jeff: You wouldn't get it, miss.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest, tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life. Then when I woke up, my wife was gone.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family?
(There is no F in orphan.)
I don't think we should eliminate the LGBT.
However-