Miss jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
If Kobe missed a shot, his helicopter will too.
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was driving a car and a fat person was crossing the street. When I swerved my car to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!