The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Why are Americans so bad at Chess?
They're missing two towers.
