Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
why are orphans good at dodge ball no one misses them
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas
What are the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Your mum is so fat that when she walked past the television, I missed a whole series of SpongeBob.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Why do orphans miss every hit? Because no one is cheering for them.
Hi! Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been so busy!!!! I miss y'all, though!
I was visiting an orphanage and started to pull in close to the building. My car hit 3 speed bumps, and it caught me off guard. I got out of my car, looked under my tire, and saw three orphans wedged in my tire. I started to get worried, but then I thought to myself... nobody will miss them.
