Miscellaneous jokes
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Your mum is so poor, she can't afford free samples.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty.
We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
I told my dad, "I just thought of something funny." He said, "Your face?"
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.
Her boyfriend said "Hi."
I said, "Knife to meet you!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Robin, get in the car.
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.
Guy: Robin
Bank owner: Your last name?
Guy: Debank
Bank owner: Robin Debank?
Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!
You wanna hear a joke? It's YOU.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.