I tried to catch air once ... I mist
I tried to catch air one... I mist
Donald Trump is like really orange.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because she was feeling bonely
fortnite is gay and rëtarded
student: why does everyone hate me
another student: Because U got The A last night
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
Taken from www.keeplaughingforever.com
ICH BIN GOTT
We’ll be back
12/8
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
Orla doyle is fit
ME: hey joe updog
Joe:what
me:updog
Whats updog 0.0 *facepalms*
me: lol in the corner
If I had a coin for every time someone said "If I had a coin" I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
My family
Nobody: Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSEWORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT
TDS? More like STDs
TDS- Too Damn Slow