Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Miscellaneous Jokes
Kevin Woody (look him up)
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
TDS? More like STDs.
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
"Orla Doyle is fit."
