Miscellaneous jokes
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Year 10 English.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie a while ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
TDS - Too Damn Slow!
TDS? More like STDs.
My family.
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
Nobody:
Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
"Orla Doyle is fit."
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
12/8?
We’ll be back.
ICH BIN GOTT.