Miscellaneous jokes
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
I like my women how I like my coffee... HOT.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
We’ll be back.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
Year 10 English.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
12/8?
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
ICH BIN GOTT.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.