Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Not many people know this, but Soulja Boy was the lead role in a very successful children's movie awhile ago. Released to theaters nationwide in 2006 was Honey, I Crunked the Kids.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
year 10 english
why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
fo'drizzle
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke /playsound pained_laugh
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers, the more there are, the less there are.
Bippity Boppity Boop Bill Cosby's coming for you.
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
I wish my lawn was emo so I would not have to cut it would cut itself
wanna hear a construction joke. nah i'm still working on it.
What type of comedy can't steven hawking do?
STAND UP COMEDY
WHY DID PRINCESS DIANNA CROSS THE ROAD?
CAUSE SHE DIDNT WEAR A SEATBELT
I like my women how i like my coffee......... HOT
roses are red, i like weed, if you say yes then i'll do a "good deed"
Wanna hear a joke ? Yeah .... What's the joke.? I said it already
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
why are grave yards so popular? because people are always dying to get into them
