What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
ICH BIN GOTT
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke /playsound pained_laugh
My family
I wish my lawn was emo so I would not have to cut it would cut itself
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
TDS- Too Damn Slow
Kevin woody (look him up)
why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
fo'drizzle
Nobody: Me: "Nobody:" "Me:"
Orla doyle is fit
WHY DID PRINCESS DIANNA CROSS THE ROAD?
CAUSE SHE DIDNT WEAR A SEATBELT
I like my women how i like my coffee......... HOT
12/8
If you were a booger id pick you first
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
