Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous jokes

Woman

    • Q: What do women and KFC have in common?

    A: Once you eat the breasts and thighs, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

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    • Accident

    • A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.

    He yelled, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"

    The Doctor replies, "I know, I amputated your arms."

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    • Pilot

    • So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co-pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot.

    Then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"

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    • Stroke

    • What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?

    They have both had a few strokes.

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    • Bank robbery

    • Bank owner: If you want to start a bank account, I need your name.

    Guy: Robin

    Bank owner: Your last name?

    Guy: Debank

    Bank owner: Robin Debank?

    Guy: Put your hands up and give me all the money!

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