Miscellaneous jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she had a staring contest with a mirror.
I find bananas very appeeling.
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
So two guys walk into a bar. One says, "Can I have something to drink?"
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
"Spell ICUP."
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
My brackets are so high on my teeth, they must be smoking something.
What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? -- "Curses! Foil again!"
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
20 fridges are loaded onto a plane, only 19 come off.
Okay, moving on, you took too long. How many steps does it take to put an elephant into a fridge? (*Their reply:* Idk how many)
3: Open the fridge, put the elephant into the fridge, and close the door.
How do you put a giraffe into the fridge? (*Their reply:* 3...)
Wrong, 4: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
Why did Sully fall off the swing? A fridge fell on her.
I like wine how I like my woman.
4 year old locked in a basement.
I wank over Rose Watson.
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Sally fell off the swing.
Sally has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Do you like doors?
Yes, because you are adoorable.