Miscellaneous

Miscellaneous jokes

Shooting

What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?

The Las Vegas shooting.

Bullying

When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.

Momma

Your momma so fat, when she stepped on the weighing scales, her phone number came up!

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  • Turkey

    Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?

    To prove that he was not chicken.

    Fight

    What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?

    Sausage

    I once auditioned to be in Sausage Party. I thought I filled the role well.

    Thermometer

    Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."

    House

    What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?

    Morgz.

    Driving Test

    Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her driver's test.

    Mom: "Okay, any questions?"

    Sara: "Yes. I actually don't know what "yield" means."

    Mom: "Don't worry, Hon. No one does."