What happens when you have a kid with Torrets and a hair trigger? The Las Vegas shooting
When I was young I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back. Except they didn't get back up.
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Sara's Mom was helping her prepare for her drivers test. Mom: Okay, any questions? Sara: Yes. I actally don't know what "yield " means Mom:Don't worry Hon. No one does.
I Like Unicorns
I once auditioned to be in sausage party. I thought I filled the role well.
Mary Rose sat on a pin Mary Rose
What do you call vampire Matt Damon? Bat Damon!
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide WEB!
what is it called when 21savage and 6ix9ine fight: alien vs predator
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you, that is who.
how do birds pay? with their bills.
What did the diver say when he was trapped in seaweed? -KELP!
Why didnāt the turkey cross the road?
To prove that he was not chicken.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while bieng at work was and i replied " being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers"
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, what happened
What would you call a person who hides in a a house for 24 hours and then kills them morgz.
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dick
