Miscellaneous jokes
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
"Spell ICUP."
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
There are more than 2 genders.
Yeet.