What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
what did the trumpet say to trump hi fellow trumpet
Why did the man fall off his bike? - because someone through a refrigerator at him
what do you call link when he is hurt. a link to the cast
When other people tell a joke; 3/3 people laugh. When I tell a joke; 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
this one time i said that john cena looks like crap but i realised i cant see him LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Did Jesus die virgin? Nope he got nailed before he died.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4.Because it would take forever.Get it? for-ever and 4 four so four ever.
Q:What black, white and Asian? A: A Panda...
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literally no one:why cant you hear the pterodactyl random person:i don't know no one:BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT random person:ha cool i guess
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's cuz god created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes
Where do you go when a food dies? A fooderal
Whats brown and sticky. what did you think! A stick......
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wanna hear a skeleton joke? sorry i don't have the guts to tell it