What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
Miscellaneous Jokes
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
"Spell ICUP."
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Yeet.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
I have friends.
What is Batman's favorite food?
Justice.
