Miscellaneous jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
7 little children gathered around the bed Bill Cosby's fantasy.
All he wants to do is tickle the kids, it's as plain as can be.
7 cellmates gathered around the bed ready to rape Bill Cosby instead.
What does Donald Trump say when he declares war? Nuke them.
What does a pervert say when he declares war? Nude them.
What do you call it when you see Chinese people in a gang?
The "Ching Chang Gang."
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
"Spell ICUP."
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.
Literally no one: Why can't you hear the pterodactyl?
Random person: I don't know.
No one: BECAUSE THEY ARE EXTINCT!
Random person: Ha, cool, I guess.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
Yeet.