You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.

It starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”

If you guessed “Marriage” your stupid. It’s miscarriage and don’t forget it. The joke never get’s old to him. Just like the baby.

What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man’s favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.

I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that…

“guess what my wife left in the freezer”

“her miscarriage”

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A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband’s friend walks over and says,

“Jenny and Jonathan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E.”

What is 6" long, bright red and your wife cries when you feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Whats red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her ?

Her miscarriage



What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage

A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.

What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?

Her Miscarriage

What’s 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when i feed it to her? A miscarriage.