Miscarriage Jokes

If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?

What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.

Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage,

So you start singing "It’s the best day ever!"

Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.

Guy 1: How far are we going?

Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.

Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.

What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

One day, Billy's teacher asked him, "I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?"

Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."

"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"

"Maybe it was a tricycle."

"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!"

The teacher grabbed Billy and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, "Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"

Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."

That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"

Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"

Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."

Billy sat up straight and said, "I KNEW that damn thing had wheels!"

What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?

Miscarriage.

Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.

Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.

What's red and blue and runs up your leg?

A homesick miscarriage.

What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?

Her miscarriage.

What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.

That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)

What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"

Miscarriage.

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child.

Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn't born yesterday!

I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus, but I decided to abort it.