New Miscarriage Jokes

Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.

When you find out your wife had a miscarriage

So you start singing it’s the best day ever

Guy 1: How far are we going?

Guy 2: About as far as somebody's miscarriage.

Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriage

What’s big, pink, long and makes my 12 year old girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed. I guess it was a bad delivery

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

One day, Billy's teacher asked him, " I heard your mom had a baby. What did she have?" Billy paused and thought for a moment and said, "I think she had a bicycle."

"Now Billy, you know that your mom didn't have a bicycle. What did she have?"

"Maybe it was a tricycle."

"Billy, don't stand there and lie to me. We're going to the principal's office right now!" >The teacher grabbed Billy, and escorted him to the principal's office and explained what happened. The principal looked sternly at Billy and said, " Stop lying, Billy. You know your mom didn't have a bicycle or a tricycle. What did your mother have?"

Billy looked up, fear in his eyes and said, "Well, maybe she had a go-cart."

That was more than enough. "I'm calling your mother right now!"

Soon, Billy's mother arrived at the principal's office. "It seems that Billy has decided to start telling lies. His teacher asked him what you recently had, and he said a bicycle, then a tricycle, then a go-cart!"

Billy's mother teared up, and through her sobs, replied to the principal and teacher, "No. Sadly, I had a miscarriage."

Billy sat up straight and said, "I ***KNEW*** that damn thing had wheels!"

What starts with “M” and ends with “arriage”?

Miscarriage.

Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive. Miscarriages is ok because God did not want the baby to be alive.

What's red and blue and runs up your leg

A homesick miscarriage

What’s red, 11 inches and makes my girlfriend cry when i slap her with it?

Her miscarriage

whats a mans favorite thing that starts with m and ends with arraige

Miscarriage

What starts with M and ends with arriage?

Miscarriage. Now we all know that joke never gets old, and you know what?

Neither does the child.

I was gonna tell a joke about a dead fetus but I decided to abort

I was going to tell a dead baby joke. but I decided Abort

What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.

A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.

She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”

To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”