Miscarriage jokes
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
What’s 12 inch long, purple, and makes women scream??
Cot death!
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers.”
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
"Guess what my wife left in the freezer?"
"Her miscarriage."
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A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
A miscarriage always brings the child out in me.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
What’s pink, nine inches, and makes my wife cry when I shove it down her throat?
Her Miscarriage.
What's 6ft long, red, and my girlfriend cries when I feed it to her?
A miscarriage.