Self reflection jokes

Luck

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

Life

There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.

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  • Daughter

    Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.

    Then I realize, "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."

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  • Memes

    Regret

    I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

    Cheese

    What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

    "Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"

    Butt

    Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.

    Perfect

    No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

    It's just true.

    Mirror

    Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

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  • Moment

    That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.

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  • Memes

    Community

    Gotta loe the feeling of depression feling empty and incomplete but iidk what might help complete me ik its not death but idk what in life i want no more haven't felt lke this for a long time don't guess who i am not gonn confirm nor deny all of yall know me but thas al im saying about meself i j wish i coud love others lke the way my frends love me" oh wait i barly have any friends cuz im a complete fuckup i rlly wish i was someone different ig thats it

    Hi guys, im sorry about how i reacted yesterday but like i genuinely was close to throwing up and yh. i think that im probably gonna leave the site now coz ive realized that not just from yesterday but from a few things that im probably still not mature enough. Im sorry jake for constalty shouting at you abt like calling me young and stuff. im sorry herion monkey for always giving you shit . im sorry cosmo for making you hate me. im sorry mal for calling you a btich yesterday. im sorry guys. i might come back in another year and a half ? love yall bye

    its about time i made something clear. I am definetely real El and i just needa say smt. it was a year and a half ago since I was on here. I was 11 im now 13. The state this site left me in was ridiculous. I had to get therapy and a big thing this site did was make me insecure. Luckily im better now and ive learnt a lesson and know tons more about being safe online. i regretted everything I ever said about anyone on here and i sincerely apologise. so from now on i will still be using the site just less and more responisbly. love yall <3