Self Reflection Jokes

There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.