Self reflection jokes
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."
There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.
Then I realize, "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."
What the heck did I discover?
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.
If you donβt know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
