Self reflection jokes

Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".

Doesn't he own a mirror?

Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"

How do orphans see their family?

By looking at the mirror.

If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

What the heck did I discover?

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.

Then I realize, "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."

There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

Look in the mirror.

When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.

Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.

The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."