Self reflection jokes

Luck

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

Life

There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.

Memes

Daughter

Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.

Then I realize, "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."

Regret

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

Cheese

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"

Butt

Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.

Memes

Community

Hi guys, im sorry about how i reacted yesterday but like i genuinely was close to throwing up and yh. i think that im probably gonna leave the site now coz ive realized that not just from yesterday but from a few things that im probably still not mature enough. Im sorry jake for constalty shouting at you abt like calling me young and stuff. im sorry herion monkey for always giving you shit . im sorry cosmo for making you hate me. im sorry mal for calling you a btich yesterday. im sorry guys. i might come back in another year and a half ? love yall bye

its about time i made something clear. I am definetely real El and i just needa say smt. it was a year and a half ago since I was on here. I was 11 im now 13. The state this site left me in was ridiculous. I had to get therapy and a big thing this site did was make me insecure. Luckily im better now and ive learnt a lesson and know tons more about being safe online. i regretted everything I ever said about anyone on here and i sincerely apologise. so from now on i will still be using the site just less and more responisbly. love yall <3

This is going to be a mouthful, but I suggest you read it all. Posting as anonymous, but yeah, it's Amy. A lot wrong has happened on this site, like a LOT. And for me, this involved the insults & constant wars & whatnot. After it was all over, I think I started building myself off my hatred of you all. I started becoming my hatred ina way. Not a day went by that I didn't remember the hurt I felt. Also, somewhere alon… Read more