Self reflection jokes

I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"

What the heck did I discover?

Trump keeps calling people "nasty", "failing", and "disgusting".

Doesn't he own a mirror?

Sometimes I look at my butt for a really, really long time, and suddenly it all becomes clear to me.

Sometimes I look in the mirror and go, "What happened?"

The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

How do orphans see their family?

By looking at the mirror.

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"

If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.

I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.

Look in the mirror.

Sometimes, I think back on all the mistakes I've ever made.

Then I realize, "My daughter isn't THAT bad..."

There was always that one specific person you thought ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it.

When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.