When you send a dick pic and she sends one back I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again
Hey what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is Sundyed tomato
Get it sundyed like son died
Waiter: can I have your order? Me: no it’s mine!
You know how you mine and craft in minecraft, and you chat in Vr in Vr chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
So my kid every time I walk in the door he shuts his laptop so i check his history It was good but my wife checked mine and she didn't say the same the words I head was get out.
Holly shit there's so many yo mama jokes Heres mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the twin towers Yo mama so old that she has jesus's autograph Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her Yo mama so dumb that she thought rocket league was a competition between kids in wheelchairs
what do you call a cemetary of dead arabs? a mine field
Think of your favorite singer. Now. Go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS, . Now think about your least fave mine is oil London😵 this is my home now 1. What rhymes with oil put it in da chat. Bye weird people
PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY SORRY YOUR ARE AN ORPHAN
I wasn’t close to my dad when he died it’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine
What do you call a monkey in a mine field? BaBOOM
What is the difference when I have my Dick in your mouth or when you have yours in mine
O I forgot you dont got one birches such my dick
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
sike i likeed your minecraft account is mine
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade, that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake)
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves. Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
where did the children go after he step on the land mine
there, there, over there, and over here to
mine never stops
Opinions are like orgasms.the only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
