My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said “haha that is funny”
How did Voldemort lose his nose? From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
I hear coal mining is a rock-bottom job.
whats ur favorite footnite location? mine is tilted toers 😂
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs they always come back Me: Mine DONT:(
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back I’m glad mine is the biggest, so I get to f... my dad again
if you thought other puns were bad wait till you sea mine
A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said "Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight! She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow And he said “yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts”
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE
You thought his puns were bad wait to you sea mine!
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood
3 boy chiwawa were hot about this girl chiwawa. She tells them I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence. First dog say… I love cheese but liver is bland. She replay… Really original. Next dog… I love liver but chesse makes me constipated… She replay… Ewe gross. Third dog steps up… Man Liver alone cheese mine. Winner dog 3.