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a friend of mine chews gum lays back to yawn then chokes on the gom then i said god what u choking on dick?

A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said "Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight! She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow And he said “yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts”

whats ur favorite footnite location? mine is tilted toers 😂

When you send a dick pic and she sends one back I’m glad mine is the biggest, so I get to f... my dad again

Friend: My girls are like boomerangs they always come back Me: Mine DONT:(

if you thought other puns were bad wait till you sea mine

SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE

You thought his puns were bad wait to you sea mine!

What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood

3 boy chiwawa were hot about this girl chiwawa. She tells them I will date whichever one of you can use liver and cheese in the same sentence. First dog say… I love cheese but liver is bland. She replay… Really original. Next dog… I love liver but chesse makes me constipated… She replay… Ewe gross. Third dog steps up… Man Liver alone cheese mine. Winner dog 3.