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First meme here

A black cat is lying on a wooden floor, biting a white flip-flop. Another floral flip-flop is on the floor nearby. The text "YOUR SOLE IS MINE!" is written in white capital letters across the bottom of the image.

Neptune ♆

Anatidaephobia

The image shows a definition of anatidaephobia which is "the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." Then, it says "Jimmy has anatidaephobia". Below the definition, there is a yellow plush duck holding a knife with the text "YOUR ASS IS MINE, JIMMY."

TechPriestGotDrip

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

Mr. CheezFartz

I like mine's extra cheesy!

A grilled cheese sandwich with the face of Obama. The text on the image reads: "Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich".

Wade

Mine is better than all of yours

A cartoon image of Deadpool holding a bloody heart with the speech bubble, “MY HEART BEATS FOR YOU!” and below “HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY”

CaptainEgg75

taxes in mine craft be like

A villager from Minecraft stands on the left side of the image with an upward trending graph behind him and green emeralds rising on a red arrow. The text "HRRRRR" is written in blocky letters.

Anonymous

Just saying...mine is 13 and a half 😉

A pie chart shows who uses the phrase "Suck my dick." A tiny portion is attributed to 'Boys' and the rest is attributed to 'Girls'.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

mine is u fucking dumb bitch

Three dogs are fighting over a rubber toy. One dog is labeled "My Car", another is labeled "Me" and the third one is labeled "Work". The toy is labeled "Money". The text on top of the image reads "How life is going right now".

Heroin Monkey

A sad looking Mario is sitting on a gray staircase. On top of the image, there is a list of situations, such as "When there's no strike in the counter," "when there's no battle on the front," "When the Ark doesn't survive," "When the mine doesn't craft," "When the titans aren't falling," "When the cause isn't just," "when the duty doesn't call," and "When the residents aren't evil."

Anonymous

Not mine, but still funny

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message bubble on the left says "i called". The second message bubble on the right says "i watched it ring". Below the second message it says "Read 10:02 AM".

Anonymous

An anime-style girl with white hair says, "Nice cock bro. Too bad mine's bigger."

Heroin Monkey

A list of ten things to do in an elevator. The text reads: Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator. 1. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 2. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 3. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 4. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 5. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on". 6. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 7. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. Dress up as the devil and then ask other people as they get in, "Going down?" 9. Drag a desk into the elevator. Ask "Do you have an appointment?" 10. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

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A person with cat ear filter is smiling. There are two small white hearts on the left and right side of the chin. The text on the image says "A Notsee".

Adolf kitler

A cat looks at a sandwich with text "One of these days, you will be mine."

Heroin Monkey

A photo of a soldier wearing a ton of yellow, wheel-like objects. The caption reads: "You see, Vladimir, when wear armor like mine, enemy will never be of shoot you for fear of explode city bloc".

Anonymous

The image shows a definition of "Anatidaephobia" which is "The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you." It adds that Jimmy has anatidaephobia. Under the text is an image of a white duck which is smiling. Under the image are the words "Your ass is mine, Jimmy."

Heroin Monkey

On the left side of the image, a group of people is sitting around a large dinner table. On the right side, a doge is wearing a black t-shirt that reads "50,000 battered women and I'm still eating mine plain?!"

KatsukiBakugouSimp

bro aint lieing

The image shows a scene from an anime with two male characters, Zoro and Sanji. Zoro is on the left with three swords and has a smirk on his face. Sanji is on the right. Above the image are the words "Wait 'till you see it. Mine's definitely bigger." Below the image is the text "ZOROXSANJI. Subliminal messaging at its finest." And at the very bottom of the image: "Akward Subs. Always giving you the wrong idea."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text list titled 'Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator'. The list provides humorous and absurd actions to perform inside an elevator.

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a question from a post asking how people in the Middle Ages knew what skeletons looked like without x-ray machines. An edit to the post says, "I forgot about dead people." Below the post is an image of Megamind with an evil grin, and a dial with settings ranging from small to mega, with the dial pointed to mega.

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