Mine Jokes

Is ur mom a virgin? Mine is How am I alive? U tell me

So, I was walking down the path of my life with bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his. One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?" He, then, looks me straight in the eyes, and say,"Raw!"

Man walks in to the doctor He says” doctor I need a new butt mine has a crack in it” Doctor-how many time do I have to tell you!!!

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5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"

I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade, that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake)

sike i likeed your minecraft account is mine

you say this to your friend damn your nuts are bigger then mine* thinks the wrong way* friend: i must order more nuts

Do u know what's lonely? Your lips, wanna meet mine?

A man said his bars are lit I said No because mine are fire

where did the children go after he step on the land mine

there, there, over there, and over here to

I just gotta come out and say it. I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining⛏ community.