300+ Best Milk Jokes - Page 19 - Worst Jokes Ever

Short People

Material Grill · 4 years ago

The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.

Farm

gyattohio · 1 year ago

A man with an open mouth and wide eyes holds his hands on his head. The text above him says: "When bro expects to see 'cows' in my milk farm, but instead he sees 60 naked pregnant women with breast pumps attached and another 60 black mfs keeping them pregnant."

Oreo

Shower thoughts · 1 year ago

Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?

Because daddy never came back home with the milk.

Dad

Willy b · 1 year ago

A meme image split into four quadrants. The top-left quadrant shows a five-sided polygon labeled "Pentagon". The top-right shows a six-sided polygon labeled "Hexagon". The bottom-left shows an eight-sided polygon labeled "Octagon". The bottom-right quadrant features a small milk carton with a black and white cow print, labeled "MILK". To the left of the milk carton, written vertically in red, are the words "your dad gone". The image also has "mememaker.ai" in the bottom right corner.

Cereal

DIANEE · 1 year ago

A black dragon is looking to the left with an annoyed face. The text overlayed on the image says "When someone puts milk first then cereal."

Year

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a screenshot from a Wikipedia page about Irish inventions. The page lists inventions across different centuries. In the 14th century, two items are listed: Caid and Whiskey. After that there is a 300 year gap until the 17th century where a few more inventions are listed. The text above the screenshot states that the 300-year gap in Irish inventions after whiskey was invented is a favorite thing.

Goat

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A black and white drawing of a man with glasses and a slightly open mouth with a speech bubble. The text above the image states: "Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the 'G's. I heard thats where they get the 'G's for cell phone service."

Cheese

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Mom

ohio nugget · 3 years ago

when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal

A man with a red cloth on his head is holding a knife up, looking angry, in front of a black background. The text says 'when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal'.

Mr Krabs

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.

J. Cole

TaylorSwiftBoat · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post about J. Cole's childhood bedroom. The post text says J. Cole had posters of rappers like Eminem and others he admired, including 'shirtless posters of other men in the rap game he loved.' The image shows J. Cole in his bedroom covered in posters, with red circles highlighting two specific posters, one appearing to be Eminem and another of a shirtless Tupac Shakur. A comment below the post makes a crude joke about the shirtless Tupac poster, suggesting J. Cole might have pretended to breastfeed from it and called it 'drinking GOAT milk.'

Dad

XxxHackerxxX · 3 years ago

A skeleton is sitting on a bench. The text says, "ME WAITING FOR MY DAD TO GET MILK. BUT HE NEVER CAME BACK."

Furry

Anonymous · 2 years ago

furrys understand

Mother

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A cat with glowing eyes is sitting on a wooden surface. The text on the image reads: "Where is my milk, mother?"

Corporation

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for real

The image shows a split panel with text on top and a photo below. The top text says, "5 year old child: Makes toy videos. 10 million dollar corporations:". The bottom is a picture of a man looking at a Minecraft cow. The text on the bottom says, "I can milk you."

Community talk

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2-3 bananas (3 is best but two is fine) 1 and 1/2 milk 3 tablespoons maple syrup (4 if you want it sweeter) 2 cups of ice

Black Girthy Veiny Dih

Poll · 11 months ago

According to the last post, voters picked Jamal to "Hide in a nearby gay strip club".

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