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Dog

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A large white dog stands on a rock and embraces a small black and white goat. The dog's front paws are wrapped around the goat's back. The text below reads, "Therapeutic dog, helping rape victims in Afganistan."
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  • Nonsense

    Willy b · 2 months ago
  • A headshot of Joe Biden looking confused and disoriented. To his left, text in white on a black background reads: "Goats are like mushrooms. Because if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters." - Joe Biden. Small watermarks at the bottom right mention @mekkah.rolls and a TikTok comment.
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  • Ronaldo

    Joshisboss · 2 years ago
  • Who is the goat Ronaldo suuuuuuuuuiiiiiii

    A dynamic image of Ronaldo in a soccer uniform, duplicated and set against a background of rain and lightning. He's shown in two poses, one with his fist raised triumphantly, the other kicking with a determined expression.
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  • Obama

    Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago
  • A multi-panel image displaying former President Barack Obama eating hot dogs with an open mouth in various contexts. Above the images, a tweet from "no @tittyclip_" reads "Obama really the glizzy gulper." Below this, a Twitter thread unfolds: "scott @scott61077769" states "Trump could never throat that much glizzy" followed by "bernie johnson MAGA'20 @berniesjohnson" retorting "Yes he could idiot." Scott then replies "You mad Obama the throat goat" to which Bernie Johnson responds "HE ISN'T THROAT GOAT! Trump could throat more than him any day!"
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  • Kid

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A colorful donkey pinata hangs from a tree, and the text "Fill a pinata with goat intestines to teach kids about the brutal consequences of violence" appears above it.
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  • Ice

    Willy b · 2 months ago
  • The image shows two law enforcement officers wearing tactical vests with "ICE" printed on the back, crouching and hiding behind a large green dumpster on a city street at night. They are looking towards a goat that is standing on the sidewalk near a yellow fire hydrant. Next to the goat is a cardboard sign that reads "Free Goat". The bottom of the image features a caption on blue background strips that says: "ICE is getting clever in Minneapolis! 😂🤣😂".
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  • Case

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
  • A list of documented cases of feral children including primates, wolves, dogs, bears, sheep, cattle, goats, and ostriches. The list ends with: 3.9 Raised by the French.
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  • Name

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A white goat is shown in the center of the picture. The text on the image says "Dance if your name is Josh" and "Mfs called Benjamin:"
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  • Shame

    KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago
  • Hinokami Chronicles is goated

    A close-up of Akaza from the game "Hinokami Chronicles." Akaza says, "A shame it has to end, but it's time to finish this...!"
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  • Method

    MEME LORD · 1 year ago
  • The image shows a split screen with a Fortnite character on the left and a streamer on the right. The text overlay reads "GOATED". Below, a YouTube title card states "NEW TITTY SUCKING METHOD TURNED ME INTO A GOD #FEARCH" and it says the source is "Bus Got Games". The description mentions 30K views and says it is from 1 week ago.
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  • J. Cole

    TaylorSwiftBoat · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a Reddit post about J. Cole's childhood bedroom. The post text says J. Cole had posters of rappers like Eminem and others he admired, including 'shirtless posters of other men in the rap game he loved.' The image shows J. Cole in his bedroom covered in posters, with red circles highlighting two specific posters, one appearing to be Eminem and another of a shirtless Tupac Shakur. A comment below the post makes a crude joke about the shirtless Tupac poster, suggesting J. Cole might have pretended to breastfeed from it and called it 'drinking GOAT milk.'
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  • Allah

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • Allah ack baaaaaahhhhh

    A goat stands outdoors with two rifles strapped to its side with a blue cloth. It's a medium shot with the goat in the center of the image. The goat is brown and white and has horns. The background is a field with trees in the distance. The text “Allah ack baaaaaahhhhh” is related to the image.
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  • Tinder

    Willy b · 6 months ago
  • A screenshot of the Tinder dating app interface shows 'It's a Match!' in large, cursive font at the top. Below, there are two profile pictures side-by-side. On the left is a close-up photo of a goat looking directly at the camera, labeled 'Goat'. On the right is a photo of a smiling man with dark hair and a beard, wearing a light green sweater, identified as 'Zohran Mamdani'. A 'Send Message' button is positioned below the two profile pictures.
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  • Filter

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
  • A black and white drawing of a man with glasses and a slightly open mouth with a speech bubble. The text above the image states: "Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the 'G's. I heard thats where they get the 'G's for cell phone service."
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  • Revenge

    RealBoat · 1 year ago
  • A screenshot of a Reddit post in the r/future subreddit. The post title reads 'Homie said Future new tape is mid - ended up fucking his bitch'. The post text details how the author took revenge on a friend by sleeping with the friend's girlfriend after the friend called Future's new album 'mid'. The author states they don't feel bad about it.
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  • Record

    RapBoat · 2 years ago
  • The image shows the album cover for Nas's "Ether" with the text overlay "Gay-Z and Cock-a-Fella Records". Below is a Twitter post that says, "So far. Kendrick said it's big me. Cole said sorry. And Drake said Kendrick got small feet. These the 'GOATS'. Light man."
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  • Ronaldo

    Anonymous · 2 years ago
  • A photo of IShowSpeed with the face of Messi drawn over another person's face, with the text "Messi is a goat and ronaldo sucks" on the left and "Thank you Darren" on the right, with lines connecting the text to the person.
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  • Question

    Thoughtless · 1 year ago
  • A text message conversation shows someone asking an "emergency question" about where to keep a baby goat that they impulsively bought. The other person replies with "WHAT THE FUCK. ...this is a joke right?" Then, there is a picture of a baby goat with the caption "This is Billy."
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  • City

    Heroin Monkey · 3 months ago
  • A chaotic and vibrant hyper-edited collage styled like an epic movie poster. At the top, the title "CITY BOII" is written in glowing, fiery letters. The scene is filled with a variety of figures including the Hulk, Batman, Deadpool, and anime characters, all surrounded by intense blue lightning and orange flames. In the center is a large, distorted cartoon face with glowing blue eyes and an open mouth. There are also images of a bearded streamer and a yelling bald man. Large laughing and shocked emojis are at the bottom center. The text "THAT'S WHY HE'S THE GOAT" and "100% ACCURACY" are scattered around. The name "HEMMY BOI" appears at the very bottom.
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  • DNA

    John Doe · 8 years ago
  • What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

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