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Dog

A large white dog stands on a rock and embraces a small black and white goat. The dog's front paws are wrapped around the goat's back. The text below reads, "Therapeutic dog, helping rape victims in Afganistan."

Ronaldo

Who is the goat Ronaldo suuuuuuuuuiiiiiii

A dynamic image of Ronaldo in a soccer uniform, duplicated and set against a background of rain and lightning. He's shown in two poses, one with his fist raised triumphantly, the other kicking with a determined expression.

Obama

A multi-panel image displaying former President Barack Obama eating hot dogs with an open mouth in various contexts. Above the images, a tweet from "no @tittyclip_" reads "Obama really the glizzy gulper." Below this, a Twitter thread unfolds: "scott @scott61077769" states "Trump could never throat that much glizzy" followed by "bernie johnson MAGA'20 @berniesjohnson" retorting "Yes he could idiot." Scott then replies "You mad Obama the throat goat" to which Bernie Johnson responds "HE ISN'T THROAT GOAT! Trump could throat more than him any day!"

Kid

A colorful donkey pinata hangs from a tree, and the text "Fill a pinata with goat intestines to teach kids about the brutal consequences of violence" appears above it.

Case

A list of documented cases of feral children including primates, wolves, dogs, bears, sheep, cattle, goats, and ostriches. The list ends with: 3.9 Raised by the French.

Name

A white goat is shown in the center of the picture. The text on the image says "Dance if your name is Josh" and "Mfs called Benjamin:"

Shame

Hinokami Chronicles is goated

A close-up of Akaza from the game "Hinokami Chronicles." Akaza says, "A shame it has to end, but it's time to finish this...!"

J. Cole

A screenshot of a Reddit post about J. Cole's childhood bedroom. The post text says J. Cole had posters of rappers like Eminem and others he admired, including 'shirtless posters of other men in the rap game he loved.' The image shows J. Cole in his bedroom covered in posters, with red circles highlighting two specific posters, one appearing to be Eminem and another of a shirtless Tupac Shakur. A comment below the post makes a crude joke about the shirtless Tupac poster, suggesting J. Cole might have pretended to breastfeed from it and called it 'drinking GOAT milk.'

Method

The image shows a split screen with a Fortnite character on the left and a streamer on the right. The text overlay reads "GOATED". Below, a YouTube title card states "NEW TITTY SUCKING METHOD TURNED ME INTO A GOD #FEARCH" and it says the source is "Bus Got Games". The description mentions 30K views and says it is from 1 week ago.

Allah

Allah ack baaaaaahhhhh

A goat stands outdoors with two rifles strapped to its side with a blue cloth. It's a medium shot with the goat in the center of the image. The goat is brown and white and has horns. The background is a field with trees in the distance. The text “Allah ack baaaaaahhhhh” is related to the image.

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Revenge

A screenshot of a Reddit post in the r/future subreddit. The post title reads 'Homie said Future new tape is mid - ended up fucking his bitch'. The post text details how the author took revenge on a friend by sleeping with the friend's girlfriend after the friend called Future's new album 'mid'. The author states they don't feel bad about it.

Record

The image shows the album cover for Nas's "Ether" with the text overlay "Gay-Z and Cock-a-Fella Records". Below is a Twitter post that says, "So far. Kendrick said it's big me. Cole said sorry. And Drake said Kendrick got small feet. These the 'GOATS'. Light man."

Filter

A black and white drawing of a man with glasses and a slightly open mouth with a speech bubble. The text above the image states: "Oat milk is made by milking goats and then putting the milk through a fine filter to extract all the 'G's. I heard thats where they get the 'G's for cell phone service."

Ronaldo

A photo of IShowSpeed with the face of Messi drawn over another person's face, with the text "Messi is a goat and ronaldo sucks" on the left and "Thank you Darren" on the right, with lines connecting the text to the person.

Question

A text message conversation shows someone asking an "emergency question" about where to keep a baby goat that they impulsively bought. The other person replies with "WHAT THE FUCK. ...this is a joke right?" Then, there is a picture of a baby goat with the caption "This is Billy."

Jokes

DNA

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

Animal

3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?

Answer: Chi-ca-go

Roof

I've patched 1,000 roofs, and they don't call you Boris the roof patcher. I've built 100,000 swords and shields, and they don't call you Boris the blacksmith, but you fuck one goat!