Drinking Fountain jokes

There was a Cheerio that had a job. He worked hard at it, and the boss came up and promoted him to the vice president of the Cheerios. So he needed a speech. He kept practicing and practicing and now he was thirsty. It was almost time for his speech, so he went to the drinking fountain, but there was a huge line. So he went to the lake, but he saw tons of garbage and what he thought was a cereal killer. So he found this bowl of punch, but he realized... there was no punchline.

Why are midgets constantly thirsty?

They can't reach the drinking fountains.

Ayo imagine having a chocolate fountain, but instead it cost a billion dollars a gallon and you have a hundred thousands, that number will never equate to how many porno magazines and alcoholic beverages and malty liquors stolen from my brother's bedroom as a desperate attempt at being edgy. Ayo, maybe instead of the future cars being powered by petroleum oil and gas, but with hot chocolate.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That’ll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.