A middle schooler and his dad were at a drugstore. The boy picked up a pack of 3 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for high schoolers: 1 for Friday, 1 for Saturday and 1 for Sunday." The boy then picked up a 6 pack of condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for college students: 2 for Friday, 2 for Saturday and 2 for Sunday." The kid then picked up a pack of 12 condoms and asked his dad who they were for. The dad said "they're for married men: 1 for January, 1 for February..."
So a women was paranoid so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed and if the dog licked her hand then she was safe.One night just before bed she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick so she went to bed. She in the middle of the night needed to go to the bathroom. So she walked into the bathroom and on the window it said: HUMANS CAN LICK TOO! Then she was murdered.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don't see why not.
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle, cuCUMber. what were you thinking.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
What laungage do they speak in the middle of the earth CORE-ean
My middle name Is Brian I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out Johnny Brain Walker was Incorrect
10 being in the middle tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer
Sorry I meant 9 and 11
Whats worse than 100 dead babies in a skip? The one thats still alive in the middle trying to eat its way out
your hairline goes back to the middle ages
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road? It went with the traffic jam.
why is their a middle school Beacause the kids that go their are middle class familys
Is your middle name fancy feast? Cause your face looks like a can of dog food
A middle eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show, he starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
There was a dog in the middle of the room so i called it and started to play fetch, then my mother shouted at me for playing with my food. I missed it but it was tasty
What does a middle aged man live in?
A retarded kid he keeps in the van.
I got barred from weight watchers today it wasn't my fault it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room all i did was say that it was the funniest game of hungry hungry hippo's that I have ever seen
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet?
Because homing middles don’t work on them.
