What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel
roses are red, violets are blue, i have five fingers, and the middle one is for u.
"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"
In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
K Half is definitely a bottom
if 6 is scared of because 7 8 9 why is ten scared because it is in the middle of 9 11
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He's a d!ck.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Once there were twins, Mark and Michael, Mark was the owner of a old boat. It so happened that Michael's wife died the same day that Mark's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Mark and mistook him for Michael. She said, "I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible. "Mark, thinking that she was talking about his boat, said, "Heck no. In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shrivelled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water; she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle!" The old lady fainted. 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I wanted to solve Teen Suicide, so I shot up a Middle School.
why is 10 scared of 11 and 9.. because he's in the middle of 9/11
When you call the middle eastern suicide hotline they ask you if you can fly a plane.
A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife."
like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!! 🤣😂😆😁
Two Indians talk over a long distance using smoke signals. In the middle of the conversation, a nuclear bomb explodes behind one of them and a huge cloud of smoke rises silently into the sky. The other Indian signals with smoke: "Not so loud"
What school does a depressed middle school kid go to?
Kms
The Good Old Days > You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
When i was in middle school i was on my bus and people were doin hairline jokes and i heard this guy say "Your hairline goes back to..... uhhhhhh..... 2042?
