New Middle East Jokes - Page 3

My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.

"You're the bomb."

"No, you're the bomb."

A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.

People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...

He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

What talks high pitched and can't fly?

A gay man in Iran.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

What Did Iran Say To Oman?

"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"

"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"

In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

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Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.

What does an apple and a gay person have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

Three disabled guys (a blind man, an amputee, and a guy in a wheelchair) are flying back with the USA team from the Paralympic games in the Middle East when their plane crashes in the Sahara Desert. The three disabled guys (the only survivors) are now stranded and wait for someone to rescue them, but no one showed. They start to get real thirsty, so they decide to seek out water. The amputee leads the way, with the blind man pushing the guy in the wheelchair; and, eventually they find an oasis. The amputee leader goes into the water first, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he has a NEW LEG! He gets excited and encourages his friends to do the same.

The blind man offers to push the guy in the wheelchair, but he gets refused because the guy in the chair wants to be Mr. Independent and insists the blind man goes ahead first. So he goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, walks out the other side and lo and behold, he can SEE! Now the guy in the wheelchair's getting really excited, starts pushing with all his might, goes into the water, cools himself down, drinks a load of water, and wheels out the other side. Lo and behold, NEW TIRES!!!