Middle East jokes
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
What talks high pitched and can't fly?
A gay man in Iran.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What Did Iran Say To Oman?
"Oh man, I ran out of ideas!"
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.
She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
iran
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.