Middle East jokes

A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”

One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the Middle East.

What do Middle Eastern suicide bombers say before they blow up?

I weel sho u wot da bom bom is! ALLAH!

Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.

I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.

Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.

My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!

"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."

Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.

What was Osama bin Laden's favorite drink? Double Manhattan.

If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"

I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.

When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.

"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?

Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.

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