Got kidnapped in Iran. Luckily, I ran.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?
Little Herobrine, I'm cumming in ur mom! Call me Saddam Hussein cuz I'm dropping rap bombs!!
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
‘You the bomb.’ ‘No, you the bomb.’ A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
I called the suicide hotline in Iraq. The person got excited and asked if I can drive a truck.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
