Middle East jokes

"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.

Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?

In Iraq.

How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?

You should never try Afghan weed because people in Afghanistan get stoned to death.

My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.

He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.

What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!

Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)

I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.

A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.

What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.

"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.

An argument in the Middle East.

What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?

It's legal to get stoned.