Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

Kelly Clarkson

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

Difference

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

One's plastic and dangerous to play with; the other is to carry groceries.

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  • Kid

    What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?

    They both have a touchy feeling for kids.

    People

    When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.

    Glove

    You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.

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  • Company

    What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?

    They both enjoy kids' company.

    Game

    There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!

    Song

    What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?

    "Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."

    Reaction

    One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.

    Meat

    What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.

    Time

    Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!

    Me: hee hee egypt.

    Ice Cream

    In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.

    Meatball

    Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.

    Covid19

    Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...

    Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...

    Stork

    I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.

    In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.