Michael Jackson jokes
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What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
Hehe.