Michael Jackson jokes
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Normal people: I'm my own nationality.
Michael Jackson: Click here to change nationality.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Why did Michael Jackson name his kid Blanket?
What would you call a cover for your cock?
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Hehe.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.