On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What's worse than ants down your pants? Michael Jackson.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
Random person: Imma smack you so hard your skin pigment changes!
Me: Who the hell do you think you are? Michael Jackson’s dad?
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made "Billie Jean" or "Beat It", and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and my uncle? Nothing, they both steal children.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
So I was digging in the garden and I found some treasure. I was gonna tell my wife when I remembered why I was digging in the garden.
