Michael Jackson jokes
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite song?
"Touch Me (I Want Your Body)."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein walk into a bar. But a few minutes later, they would walk out, because you have to be 21+. No room for those two.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life, Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.