Michael Jackson Jokes

Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy? Wet 6 year old balls

Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3

one time michael jackson had an elergic reaction from eation 12 year old nuts

What do you call a female Micheal Jackson she she

What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite movie? Black and white.

What’s harder than steel Michael Jackson in a playground

There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!

Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well at least he's honest.

Hee hee tuch my pp

You're walking alone on a street when a person slaps you with a silk glove and runs away. As you watch them run, 2 cops are chasing them

Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.

The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.

What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?

Hanson.

Michael Has cancelled his upcoming dates. They were tommy age 9, and Bobby, 11

What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!

Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....