Joseph Jackson jokes

Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.

What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?

Keep away from me-hee-hee.

Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?

R. Kelly.

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

During a phone call:

"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?

"You have a great singer inside you."

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...

His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...