Joseph Jackson jokes

What does Michael Joseph Jackson say to adults when he sees them?

Keep away from me-hee-hee.

Who is the new heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson (pedophile)?

R. Kelly.

Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.

What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?

Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...

His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...

Michael Jackson.