Michael Jackson jokes
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite things to say to little boys? "I'd really love to see you-hoo-hoo tonight," and "I can't smile without you-hoo-hoo."
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite song? “Little Drummer Boy.”
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"