What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
Hehe.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
He sing, he dance, he he.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Fight in the comments.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
