Michael Jackson Jokes

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?

'Cause there are twenty of them.

What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?

"Get off my kid!"

What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?

"Just Beat It."

What’s harder than steel?

Michael Jackson in a playground.

There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!

What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?

Billie's Jeans.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?

Boisenberry.

What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?

Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!

What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?

Nothing because he's dead.

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.

Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.

I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.

Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(

On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?