Michael Jackson jokes
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
What did Michael say to the boy in his room at sleepovers?
"You are not alone."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't toot when you put meat in it.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Michael Jackson is like a TV from the 1900s: black and white.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite thing to eat from? The children's menu.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding got together back in the day for a horse racing venture. Tonya says, "I'll handle the handicapping, you go ride the 3-year-olds."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson screwed little boys.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
"Hee hee touch my pp."
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.