Michael Jackson jokes
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
What's bigger than the Milky Way?
Michael Jackson's nose.
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.