Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

Light Bulb

    • How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?

    Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.

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    • Shelter

    • Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!

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    • White privilege

    • A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

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    • Hospital

    • What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?

    No seriously, what is it?

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    • Hypocrisy

    • Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

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    • Kid

    • Things to kids:

    Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."

    A Good Parent: "My baby!"

    Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)

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    • Club

    • What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?

    The Mikey Jackson club.

    How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?

    M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N

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    • Domestic Violence

    • I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.

    Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.

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    • Meat

    • Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

    They both routinely place meat in small buns.

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    • World

    • You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.