Michael Jackson jokes
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite place to visit?
"Hee-Heegypt!"
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.