Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What were Michael Jackson's last words? "Take me to the children's hospital."
When Michael Jackson was taken to the hospital, immediately the maternity ward was put on lockdown.
Farrah Fawcett, upon arriving at the pearly gates, God asked her, for having led such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe.
Five hours later, Michael Jackson died.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
What goes in dry and comes out wet and has white stuff at the end?
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Michael proved anything is possible in America. Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich white woman?
