Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson jokes

They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.

Johnny Depp to a 15-year-old girl: "Wow, look at that sexy body! Savvy!"

Michael Jackson, when talking about a 6-year-old boy: "The boy is mine! That doggone boy is mine! Don't waste your time...."

Donald Trump, Bill Clinton, and Jeffrey Epstein entering and exclaiming, "Wow, this place is more fun than the Playboy Mansion!"

He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".

During a phone call:

"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?

Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.

What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have boys' pants half off.

What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?

Kids ride for free.

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.