What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
In memory of Michael Jackson, Starbucks and various other establishments are introducing the Jackson tea. It's 50 year old water, with a 7 year old tea bag.
Michael has canceled his upcoming dates. They were Tommy, age 9, and Bobby, 11.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
