Kmart jokes
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Why was Michael Jackson at Kmart?
He heard they had little boys' pants 1/2 off.
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...