Michael Jackson jokes
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning?
It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
You were tricked, loser. ;]
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Michael Jackson.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What do an X-Box and Michael Jackson have in common? They're both made of plastic and little kids turn them on.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂