What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?Shhhhhhh this might hurt a little.
Why is he sooo dam fineee
my impression of Michael Jackson's Butler: when answering the phone: - No, sorry he's dead. hangs up phone
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
Q: How do you know thereβs a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels parked out front.
Q: When do you know itβs over? A: Only one is left.
Whatβs harder than steel Michael Jackson in a playground
The teacher asked a young boy in primary school, "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
To which the boy replies, "No."
The teacher then sets his homework to learn the alphabet.
At home, the boy goes up to his mum, who is on the phone, and asks, "Can you tell me the alphabet?"
"Shut up," she replied.
The boy goes to his dad, who just won the footie match, and asks, "Can you teach me the alphabet?"
But the dad is too busy celebrating and shouting, "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
The boy goes to his big brother and asks him to teach him the alphabet.
But his brother is singing, "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The boy goes to his sister and asks her for the alphabet.
But his sister is singing, "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
The next day the teacher asks him the alphabet.
The boy replies, "Shut up."
"Alright, I'm sending you to the principal's office right now."
The boy replies, "Hell yeah! Hell yeah! Yeaaahh!"
In the office, the principal says, "Who do you think you are?"
The boy replies, "I'm Michael Jackson, I'm Michael Jackson!"
The principal now says, "How do you think you'll get away with this?"
The boy then replies, "In my big red car, in my big red car!"
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
What's worse than ants in your pants? Michael Jackson.
I was sweat'n like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
What is harder than steel.
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval.π
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
WY is the captain from sponge Bob and Michael Jackson so similar... They both say a you ready kids
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at target. Why? The sale was all boys pants half off!
they found out that michael jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hihi
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with HEHE!
