What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex? erectile dysfunction
what's a cannibals' favorite snack?
men toes!😂🤣
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim and they had no life jackets. Doo Da suddenly started yelling, " I got one boys! '' as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way to large for him to get onto the boat and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock, but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da. Upon arriving at her house, they did rock paper scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell, again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, " I've been trying to call Doo Da and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, " We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we morn Doo Da today.''
why do men midgets laugh when they run? because there balls get tickled by the grass.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
why is football the gayest sport ever? because its just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down
Bro i saw two dudes kissing LOL but not regular kissing
DARK ALERT******** a girl went 2 the doctor the doctor said she had 1yr to live she shot the doctor and the judge gave her 15 yrs. DARK ALERT********
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
Women treat me like a god They ignore me till they need something
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day." Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
What starts with a P and ends in an S? (hint: men have it and women want it) Pockets
