Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim and they had no life jackets. Doo Da suddenly started yelling, " I got one boys! '' as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way to large for him to get onto the boat and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock, but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da. Upon arriving at her house, they did rock paper scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell, again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, " I've been trying to call Doo Da and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, " We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we morn Doo Da today.''
why do men midgets laugh when they run? because there balls get tickled by the grass.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
why is football the gayest sport ever? because its just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down
Bro i saw two dudes kissing LOL but not regular kissing
DARK ALERT******** a girl went 2 the doctor the doctor said she had 1yr to live she shot the doctor and the judge gave her 15 yrs. DARK ALERT********
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
What starts with a P and ends in an S? (hint: men have it and women want it) Pockets
It’s true women do make less money than men But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
Their once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he worte with the other hand. He got left behind
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal. Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
