A: guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like? Q: one that has a sense of money
Jeffery Dahmer has two things, an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-
Sorry bout that......
Now as i was saying
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit
Wait a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-
Men wake up with a boner.
Women wake up yawning.
Coincidence?
Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:
A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.
B. That men are actually treated unequally.
SO
we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.
Two balled dudes were pulling each other's hair
Part 1: two men were walking down the way when the third one came Part 2:two men were walking down the way when the third one came Part 3: two men were walking down the way when the third one came Part 4: guess what.... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died.... the first one was lonely
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Two men were were on a hike through a forest when on of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake the other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened the doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, ''have u got the cure'' hiker number two just said nah mate your dead
What do you call an Irish man that breaks up fights?
Liam Malone.
Two gay men walk into a bar, one of them turned to the other and said, hey, what do you say we get out of here?
Medusa makes men hard
Going to church, you don't think, you are Christian. Sleeping with ten men, You don't think, you are straight.
Tyler only has a kid because they don't make condoms the size of Lego Men.
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".
If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.
Why don't gay greek men in greece perform anilingus on each other? because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in greece
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in france only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms? anal sex and oral sex is against the law in france
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
