Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted nein, nein, so one of them left.
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Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.
They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to because they were born without a penis
An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day.
After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Then u can't have a cigar." Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a beer. The young boy asks, "Grandpa, can I have a beer?" The old man asks, "Son, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a beer."
Another 20 minutes passes and the young boy opens a bag of potato chips.
The old man asks, "Son, can I have some of your chips?" The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your d*ck touch your asshole?" The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says, "Well good, then go f*ck yourself, these are my chips."
2 men ran into a bar, you would have thought after the first one hit it the second one would have seen it
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men? because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can
Did you ever received a anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have a orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army
A: Rainbow six seege
The cold winter night there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men where gay but they did not know. Fili: Fili. Kili: And Kili. Fili and Kili: At your service. Kili: You must be Mr. Baggins. Bilbo: No! You canβt come in, youβve come to the wrong house. Kili: What?! Has it been canceled? Fili: No one told us. Bilbo: Can...! No, nothingβs been canceled. Kili: Thatβs a relief. Fili: Careful with these, I just had them sharpened. Kili: Itβs nice, this place. Did you do it yourself? Bilbo: Uh...no, itβs been in the family for years. Thatβs my motherβs glory box, can you please not do that? Dwalin: Fili, KiΒli, come on, give us a hand. Kili: Mr. Dwalin. Balin: Letβs shove this in the hole, or otherwise weβll never get everyone in. Bilbo: Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. Thereβs nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! Thereβs far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockheadβs idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste! One of the Dwarves: Get off, you big lump!
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. it was a bar seat. they where able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it
Why do heterosexual men like to receive a anonymous blowjob at a adult book store because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
Three men walk into a bar.. you would have thought the last one would have ducked
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I like my women how I Iike my wine. 12 years old and locked in a cellar.
"Humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall.... All the kings horses and all the kings men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows
the cradle will rock when the bough breaks
the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall
and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
I like my women like I like my wine: 12 years in a basement