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Animal

    • What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?

    I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.

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    • Coach

    • What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?

    Master.

    What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?

    Coach.

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    • Men memes

    Cop

    • A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"

    Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"

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    • Shirt

    • 90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

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    • Titanic

    • शाला टाइटैनिक को भी यमलोक जाना पड़ा। हम तो आदमी है।

    Shala, even Titanic had to go to Yamlok. We are just men.

    Pickpocket

    • Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.

    The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.

    "I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."

    "I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."

    The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.

    "I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."

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