Men jokes
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Two men are sitting at a coffee table.
Mike: "I think I might have a drinking problem."
Joe: "Why do you say that?"
Mike: "Well, last week I got so drunk I blew chunks."
Joe: "That's nothing to be ashamed of; we all drink a little too much sometimes."
Mike: "No, you don't understand. Chunks is my dog's name."
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
*Riddle:* All men have one, some got long, some got small. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife after getting married. What is it?
Why don't gay Greek men in Greece perform anilingus on each other?
Because anilingus between two gay men is against the law in Greece.
What's a cannibal's favorite snack?
Men toes! 😂🤣
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
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A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.