Men jokes
I think democracy is a scam. I love men and I love you. I love men and I love you. I love my dog. He won't sleep inside and I shitted my pants. I peed my pants. I smell bad. I took a shower and my dog was like, "Oh my god." I was like, "Oh." I was like, "Oh my god," and then I was like, "I shitted again" and he was like, "Bark bark," cause he's a dog. Thanks for listening.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What do Diddy and Turkish men have in common?
They both use lots of oil.
Why are life and a penis alike?
Women make both of them hard.
Women be like, "Don't body shame," then goes to body shame men's heights.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.
Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...
I didn’t expect her to come back so early.
Women say men are trash.
Yet men made the phone, laptops, computer and electrical hardware she uses to say men are trash, never mind the electricity she uses to power those devices...
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.