Their once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he worte with the other hand. He got left behind
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day." Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
What starts with a P and ends in an S? (hint: men have it and women want it) Pockets
Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer...?
A: None, it should be opened by the time she brings it.
Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven".
The first guy says "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times". The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says "11 years and only once" and is granted a Mercedes.
The last man says "20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart" and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse".
The guy looks up and says "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard"
Why do some men call their testicles "bells?" Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
Why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Sheep can hear unzipping trousers from a distance of 100 yards.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
What are the big mouths of feminists good for portable urinal for men
What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama windchimes
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!
Q: How do you fit 4 gay men on a bar stool?
A: Flip the chair upside down
Blondes like their men how they like their rice, brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
She said you can twerk so I put her in a tractor and put her to work, she got mad at me and said "there's no good men" but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" For 5 different men.
