Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
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Man asking waitress, " Pardon me miss may I ask you about the menu please?" Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys
Two men walked into a bar and one man asked for H20 and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
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What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
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Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"
Son: "Nah, mostly men."
Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court.."
I like my men like i like my whiskey. irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxegen.
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Guy starts chatting to pretty woman at a party Seeing that she didn't back off he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. That's a nice name," he said warming up the conversation,
"Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself, she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
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Women: “Men used to go to war now they go to clubs” Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked now it’s $3.99”
Why did God make men? Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn.... =^..^=
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Women treat me like a god They ignore me till they need something
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? -- Because they change theirs more often.
