Men wake up with a boner. Women wake up yawning. Coincidence?
Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
3 Drunk men get in a taxi, the driver knew they were drunk so he started the car and turned it off. the first man gave him the money, the second man thanked him but the third man slapped the driver, the driver surprised that he noticed so he askes why and the third man replies with ̈why did you drive so fast. ̈
Why can’t jesus be born in West Virginia
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
I like my couches like my I like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.
It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage"
If you guessed "Marriage" your stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never get's old to him. Just like the baby.
Today i was asked to go out by 17 Woman. Well i was in the Woman bathroom💀
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What do gay men like cocks? 🍦🍦 🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
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Who says ‘white men cant jump’ they certainly did when the twin towers were falling
What do most 50-year-old men put inside there cars
Children
How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
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Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist Because it doesn't cycle 🚲
