What do gay men like cocks? 🍦🍦 🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys
Man asking waitress, " Pardon me miss may I ask you about the menu please?" Waitress, "It's none of your business about the men I please!"
Two men walked into a bar and one man asked for H20 and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"
Son: "Nah, mostly men."
Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court.."
I like my men like i like my whiskey. irish and put in a barrel for 2 years with barely any oxegen.
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
Why did God make men? Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn.... =^..^=
two men are hunting. one asks: did you ever hunt bear? the other one answers: no, but one time i went fishing in my shorts
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? -- Because they change theirs more often.
These three men wanted to start a band one had the idea to call them the rolling stones, one wanted to call them the veggies the other said lets be the cripples as they all rolled away
Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.
Women treat me like a god They ignore me till they need something
2 men ran into a bar, you would have thought after the first one hit it the second one would have seen it
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army
A: Rainbow six seege
Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
Three men walk into a bar.. you would have thought the last one would have ducked
