Theodd1sout is odd to meet
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said "hi." I said, " knife to meet you."
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable ?
Hmm let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck maybe he will meet a super unicorn and helps him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror. We never met again
aaron and ben meet on grinder [they have a drink and have sex they wake up in the morning in bed aaron says im so glad i got it out ben relys what oh just the HIV
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
What did one wall say to the other wall
Meet you at the corner
Why aren't koalas actual bears? Because they dont meet the koalafications
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?
To the people who have seen Meet The Fockers at the movies and they hated it, Fock You Motherfockers!
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
