You meet the guy who invented 0, what do you tell him? Thanks for nothing!
What did Charizard said to Arceus knife to meet you literally I got you out of Pokemon sword and shield
Hey, can't wait to meet you! So join the crippling depression family!!
Two people just met. One said, “We should do some bonding.” The other nodded and said back, “Titanic.” The first just looked confused so the second one just said, “Sorry, thought that would be a good icebreaker.”
Somebody told another person that they would meet at the crack of Dawn. Lets just say Dawn got very mad.
Things said by racist aliens:
"Some of my best friends are Green." "I just know that Orange guy stole my spaceship." "You're very pretty for a Purple girl." "We know you Tentacletians like to rape everyone with your tentacles!" "Adax Hitao should have finished off you Bluish people." "You 2-headed people are so stupid!" "No Slimatians are allowed in this restaurant because of health codes." "Get out of my store you grigger!" "The Plu Plux Plum meeting is tonight! Let's burn some spaceships on the Greenies' lawns!"
"And then I said KNIFE to meet you."
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in STABle condition!"
Homie: let's meet ♥️
Skrr: it's 🔥🌭
Meaning- it's hot[🔥] dawg[🌭]
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon. "What the heck are you doing here?" "I couldn't sleep."
i say hi to sans sans shows is hand and say's is hand to meet you and we both lath
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty
white people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kil them, rape them and enslave them* natives: can y- white people: hey you remember all that horrible shit we did to you lets have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives
girl- mom, meet my boyfriend mom- meet my boyfriend girls boyfriend- dad is that you are you back from the supermarket with milk mom's boyfriend- uh gtg
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
a dog meets a cat. the cat is black and the dog is white. They have sex on site no cap
A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says "that is mother teresa's clock it has never moved because she has never lied". "There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" Ask's the man. Jesus answers "it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
Knife to meet u all!
Why was Stephen hawking late to the NASA meeting He couldn't get up the kerb
"Knock,Knock" "Who's There?" "bone" "bone who?" "its nice too meet cha' can we be friends? i'm BONE-ly here."
