Meeting jokes
So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend.
Her boyfriend said "Hi."
I said, "Knife to meet you!"
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
My girlfriend asked me to tell a joke. I told her to look in the mirror.
We never met again.
Aaron and Ben meet on Grindr. They have a drink and have sex. They wake up in the morning in bed. Aaron says, "I'm so glad I got it out." Ben replies, "What? Oh, just the HIV."
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.