Meeting jokes

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Same time next month?

To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!

Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.