Meeting jokes

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner!

Why aren't koalas actual bears?

Because they don't meet the koalafications.

I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?

Same time next month?

To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!

Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"

What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.