"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
Medicine Jokes
Why did the fish go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling “eel.”
What was the epileptic chef’s house special?
Seizure salad.
What's harder than taking a shit?
Trying to take a shit while constipated!
"Cancer isn't real. It's probably special effects."
What do you call a cat with a live in doctor?
An anemic, shrivelled cat with desperate attached owners.
If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
Did you hear about the mad who got his whole left side cut off? He's all right now.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Why can’t an orphan take medicine?
They need parental supervision.
What is mad cow disease?
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: There’s no stage five.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
Why did the doctor turn the orphan down?
Because he is a family doctor.
During Covid, lockdown went on for so long that even the agoraphobics got cabin fever.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Sarcastic Doctor: Tell me.
Guy: I have leukemia in the brain.
Sarcastic Doctor: That doesn't concern me.