Meal

Meal jokes

Diet

    • My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?

    It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.

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    • Meal memes

    Prank

    • Hey guys, today's funniest prank: is when I poured a bunch of red wine into the chicken salad...to be honest, it was a TON of wine I poured in there! My family could not tell the difference at all! Anyway, bye, that's the prankster! Next time or see you next time!

    Grandma

    • The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!

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    • Charity

    • I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

    All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."

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    • Breakfast

    • My girlfriend broke up with me this morning, and we just started dating yesterday.

    Now she's having a breakfast.

    Friend

    • My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.

    So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D

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    • Girlfriend

    • Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."

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    • Breakfast

    • They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.

    Then the antidote becomes the most important.

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