Bad habit jokes

A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."

If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?