Bad habit jokes

A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

Me and a person downtown.

Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.

Me: I guess so.

Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?

Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.

Person: Why'd you stop?

Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.

If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?