Bad habit jokes

A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."

Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

If I were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.