McDonald's jokes
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Your hairline is receding so hard, they petitioned it to change for the McDonald's logo.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both shove their meat between 10-year-old buns.
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.
Your hairline is so curved that McDonald's hired you to be their "M."
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.