Mathematics jokes
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
What's funnier than 24? 25!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What's 2+2?
4.
Values be like for alphabets:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!