Mathematics jokes
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
What is 2+2? Fish.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
What is half of nine?
"ni"
If 7 8 9 why was ten scared?
It was right in the middle of 9/11.
I walked into the party and the host asked me if I would like a slice of pie.
I responded "yes," and he said: "okay, 14159."
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
John: What's 9+10?
Jake: 21
So 666-3629, so get it?
Flip 1134 over on a calculator.
Happy holidays!
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?
Benoît B. Mandelbrot.
Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Using pi, distract the fat kid next to you so you can copy his answers.
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.