Mathematics jokes
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
What's 2+2?
4.
What's funnier than 24? 25!
69.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
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If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.