Mathematics jokes
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
British people r so dumb dang
What is the best thing about 28 year olds? There are 20 of them!
What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
1+1=3, just add 9 months.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
2+2=🐟
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
What is ioooooooo?
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
Why is 10 always afraid?
Because it is between 9 and 11.
Having sex with three people is a threesome.
Having sex with four people is a foursome.
Then maybe I am handsome after all...