Mathematics jokes
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What's funnier than 24? 25!
69.
What's 2+2?
4.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
2+2=7