Mathematics jokes
What's 2+2?
4.
What's funnier than 24? 25!
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, "Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?"
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Type this in your calculator:
5 days a week (type in 5),
6 different classes (type in 6),
7 hours a day (type in 7),
x
2 semesters (type in 2),
=
flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).
Values be like for alphabets:
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
666 + 420 + 911 + 21 = ?
Do it in calculator.
Laila has 69 boobs, but that is 222 too many. One day, she went on 51st Street to meet Dr. X, who ate all her boobs, and now she's boobless :)
6922251 x 8 = 55378008. Put the calculator upside down.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.
How many times can 46 go into 8? Just hop in the van and find out.
2+2=7
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.