What's 68+1? 69. Nice!
I see 2 fighting with 3. "What's going on?" I ask. 5 responds: "The numbers are moving on up."
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Why is 19 afraid?
Because if you add 400 to it, it’ll be next to 420.
2 times 4 equals 18?
What did Jake say to Peggy?
"CALC-U-LATOR!" Get it? Like, "Catch you later!"
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
2 7 73 53.
I'll give you time, figure it out.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What is half of nine?
"ni"
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
Daveon is so straight, he thinks a straight line is the shortest distance between two points and nothing else.
I found a book called "How to Solve 50% of Your Problems." So I bought 2.
I’m so straight, you could call me a supplementary angle.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
2+2=🐟
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Lenda: Hey, can you help me with my homework, please?!
Genda: Okay, and if I do, you won't make a fuss about it!
Lenda: I'll try!
3 mins later.
Genda: THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ANSWER!
Lenda: Then what is 90 million?
Genda: WHA WHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda mocking her: WHA OH YEAH YOU ARE A TERRIBLE TUTOR!!!!!!!!
4 mins later.
Genda: What is the capitol of watchington?
Lenda: Uh.....Idaho!
Genda being sarcastic: Yes...it is not the capitol of watchington...BECAUSE IT IS A STATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: Oh, you mean Iowa!
Genda: UHHHHHHHHHHHH CUSS WORD!!!!!!!!!!
Lenda: U can't help that I'm the smart one...okay sweetie now you go be dumb and I go be smart! LATER SISTER! Oh wait, can you help me with my homework?
Genda: NO! You the smart one so you do it!
Why was 10 so scared? Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
